Tabasco or Tobacco?

I've been getting the two mixed up all day. Let me be the first to say that this is the most ridiculous bet I've been involved in so far. But I have some ideas for other bets/challenges/contests with excruciating consequences we can do over the summer, just to kill time:

• The Camping-At-Wal-Mart Endurance Contest. Whoever stays out there the longest, wins. I think the challenge itself is enough punishment for the losers, but we could also make the losers layer on every piece of clothing in the plus-sized women's department, and then go around asking people, "Does this make me look fat?"
  

• The Foreign Tourist Contest. Jules will probably be able to win this one because she looks Hispanic anyway, but we should have some sort of challenge where we need to dress up like tourists and speak with a foreign accent. We should probably do it in that center for cultural diversity around here, the mall. We'd at least freak out the pre-teens that are always hanging out there. Not sure what the consequences would be... although that situation is ripe for them.

• Keeping in Touch With Your Beloved Teachers: Contestants have to call the teacher that most intimidated them this year/ Mr. Hewitt during the summer and sustain a ten-minute conversation. Losers have to do it again in a week, or call Mr. Lade and tell him you're the student whose name he can't remember.
  

That's all I have so far... but let me know if you can think of anything else. Jules, perhaps you would like to propose to a total stranger again?