Fruit of the...Loom?

As I was indulging in an after-school snack today, I stumbled across a profound thought. Watermelon is the perfect analogy for life. It's completely unpredictable- there are no guarantees that when you bite down into that juicy pink flesh there's not a seed hidden inside to crunch your teeth on. Life=watermelon. Seeds=unpredictability/ the crunchy crap of life. Man, I'm good.