A pregnant goldfish is called a twit...

Tonight, while we were eating a gooey/greasy dinner at China Garden, my brother told me an amusing story about Mr. Dissel, his current biology teacher. Apparently there's a kid in the class who is "really weird" with a mohawk pulled into a ponytail, interesting wardrobe, etc. As Dissel was handing out tests today, he said, "Oh, and Bob? (or whatever the kid's name is) When you're done, turn your paper over and write your five life goals on the back, because I'm really curious as to what they are."
Right now I'm researching facts about Chile for our Spanish country project and I found a website with some strange facts:

• It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
• An estimated 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
• Spider silk, by weight, is stronger than steel. Scientists are genetically engineering a breed of goat so that its milk can be turned into spider silk, then spun into ultra-strong ropes.
• The embryos of tiger sharks fight each other while in their mother's womb, the survivor being the baby shark that is born.