First semester econ quotes

I don't think these need much explanation.

• "A pocket is kind of like a peninsula..."
• "Argh! I can't think outside of the box ever!"
• "If it's 100% juice, why is there a list of ingredients?"
• "You should get a tattoo of a lightning bolt killing a kitten on your back."
• "If Logan here wasn't being so stupid, I could score him some acid."
• (To Mr. Barnett) "What kind of conservative hellhole did you come from?!"
• "No, actually I'm for gulags."
• "It's candy striper, Zach!"
• "Hey! I just found out that Richard guy from Survivor is gay!"

Hopefully this semester's class will yield better gems, although we lost some of our more colorful characters.